Showing posts with label I'll never. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I'll never. Show all posts

Wednesday, 6 August 2014

Things I'll Never BE { Link Up #12}

I've already shared a list of things I'll never do but as I write this post, on Tuesday evening, I'm reminded of something else I will never do intentionally but more so something I'll never be. Then it got me thinking... there's a lot of things I'll never be...

// Bulimic. Now before anyone gets upset with me for being insensitive, I am very aware that bulimia is a disease and I feel terribly for those who suffer from it because I've had many discussions with nurses or sufferers of bulimia to know it's difficult plus, I watched Sami do it in Days of our Lives when I was like, 8 years old. However the reason I could never be bulimic (nor do I want to be) is that I have a terrible gag reflex and today when I was choking on something I ate and had to force myself to bring it up it hurt at a ridiculous level of pain. I could never intentionally make myself puke. Oh and my eyes got all red like I'd been crying for days and I don't think I could ever pull that look off. 


// a Ballerina. I wish I could have been one because it seriously looks like the most graceful manner for woman but I went for a few ballet classes when I was 4 or 5 years old but didn't follow through. I can't remember why I didn't commit to it but I think there was some level of foresight because my bust size would not allow me to stay in the normal leotards. 


//a woman who walks around without a bra. You get those woman who don't necessarily need to wear a bra, I'm not one of those. Bras are an essential item in my life for those who don't have this problem, I hate still love you.



// a person who thinks it's okay to date your friend's ex. This is random but I was watching Drop Dead Diva and I was super pissed with a certain someone for this and I hate when people do that and pretend as if they're current feelings should invalidate your history with the person. There's a girl code - don't be a bitch! Okay, rant over


// someone who uses "sms talk". While I definitely use shortened versions of words I love using vowels so I won't be the person to send a message with "M8, runin l8, C U in 10" even typing that out gave me anxiety. I love proper grammar and language.  



// a Hoarder. While I may definitely hoard some old photographs and a T-shirt or five from High School, I could never be a hoarder worthy of the show Hoarders because I am so scared of any bugs and let's face it, hoarding crap brings on the dirty bugs! Eeeeeeeeew!

I had a whole longer list but then I thought this might get too long because I can feel the rambling starting!

What will you never be?

Also, of course I'm linking up with Kathy at Vodka and Soda and the gorgeous Ian ;)

Vodka and Soda



Sunday, 6 July 2014

I'll never.... {Link Up}

Well it feels like I haven't been here in ages although I know it hasn't been too long since I've spent some quality time with all of you. 

Firstly, I didn't post on Friday but I did tweet to wish all my american followers and friends a Happy 4th of July so I still got mad love for all of you!

Secondly, with the cold finally hitting Cape Town.. what will make my time more pleasant than rambling sharing my thoughts with you..


You know they always say never say never, I mean even Brandy had a song about it...

let's get into it, I'll NEVER..

* get a tattoo, while I know people love their tattoos, I cannot handle pain. I am the biggest baby in the world so I cannot imagine putting myself through pain deliberately. Also, even if I could handle pain, I wouldn't want to because I don't like the idea of marking my body but that's a whole other blog post. 

If I would get a tattoo, I would get something I really believe in and love. So it should be no surprise that I would choose a YNWA tattoo. Then again... this will never ever happen!


* Get anymore piercings. I only have my ears pierced but as per the above confession, I don't do well with pain. I don't care if it's momentary pain but I just can't handle it.


* Be a pregnant teenager, I'm well into my Twenties so at least I accomplished surviving that statistic. 

* Be a reality star. Unless I marry some rich, fame hunger man who wants someone following us around this ain't going to happen. I laugh admire people that manage to put their lives out into the world. Thanks but no thanks. 

* Join Team Angelina. I don't care if Jen marries and has a 100 kids with a 100 different men, I loved Jen and Brad and I'll never get over it and I'll never forget...


* get tired of watching Dirty Dancing, Pretty Woman or Magic Mike. 


* Eat cockroaches. I always watch The Bachelor and these guys test the girls' limits by whether they are willing to eat gross things. Let's face it, I could love you to the moon and back, but it is never happening! I don't care about any country's delicacies because I'm just not adventurous like that.


I'm not sure what else I can definitely never do but I'm sure I'll get loads more ideas from the other ladies linking up.. so check them out!

Allieology

Have an awesome Sunday!