I've already shared a list of things I'll never do but as I write this post, on Tuesday evening, I'm reminded of something else I will never do intentionally but more so something I'll never be. Then it got me thinking... there's a lot of things I'll never be...
// Bulimic. Now before anyone gets upset with me for being insensitive, I am very aware that bulimia is a disease and I feel terribly for those who suffer from it because I've had many discussions with nurses or sufferers of bulimia to know it's difficult plus, I watched Sami do it in Days of our Lives when I was like, 8 years old. However the reason I could never be bulimic (nor do I want to be) is that I have a terrible gag reflex and today when I was choking on something I ate and had to force myself to bring it up it hurt at a ridiculous level of pain. I could never intentionally make myself puke. Oh and my eyes got all red like I'd been crying for days and I don't think I could ever pull that look off.
// a Ballerina. I wish I could have been one because it seriously looks like the most graceful manner for woman but I went for a few ballet classes when I was 4 or 5 years old but didn't follow through. I can't remember why I didn't commit to it but I think there was some level of foresight because my bust size would not allow me to stay in the normal leotards.
//a woman who walks around without a bra. You get those woman who don't necessarily need to wear a bra, I'm not one of those. Bras are an essential item in my life for those who don't have this problem, I hate still love you.
// a person who thinks it's okay to date your friend's ex. This is random but I was watching Drop Dead Diva and I was super pissed with a certain someone for this and I hate when people do that and pretend as if they're current feelings should invalidate your history with the person. There's a girl code - don't be a bitch! Okay, rant over
// someone who uses "sms talk". While I definitely use shortened versions of words I love using vowels so I won't be the person to send a message with "M8, runin l8, C U in 10" even typing that out gave me anxiety. I love proper grammar and language.
// a Hoarder. While I may definitely hoard some old photographs and a T-shirt or five from High School, I could never be a hoarder worthy of the show Hoarders because I am so scared of any bugs and let's face it, hoarding crap brings on the dirty bugs! Eeeeeeeeew!
I had a whole longer list but then I thought this might get too long because I can feel the rambling starting!
What will you never be?
Also, of course I'm linking up with Kathy at Vodka and Soda and the gorgeous Ian ;)
20 comments:
Girl I don't go ANYWHERE without a bra. Once that thing is off, nope. Not even people are allowed to come over. Unless you're my mother. Then sure.
I was in ballet. Sure it's graceful but the discipline sucks. You didn't miss a thing girl!!
People talk in text piss me off. My husband always says "u" when he means "you". I always tell him to stop it! LOL!!
I'm a minimalist, so I definitely can't hoard. It would drive me crazy. If anything I get rid of too much stuff. I'm busty, so I can't go without a bra either. I love food too much to be a bulimic. Great post Nat!
I truly hate text talk.
I love purging items, no hoarding here.
Not gonna lie, I go braless in dresses sometimes. It's very freeing haha. I looove getting rid of stuff, I will throw out all the old shit!! No hoarding for me.
I WISH i could go places without a bra- i hate them, but alas I put them on anyway!
I always wanted to be a ballerina too, but when I was little my mom told me to my face I was too big to be a dancer or a gymnast. I think she meant "tall" big, but it scarred me for life and needless to say I am not a ballerina!
Proper grammar is a must! I can't hand that weird SMS talk, it gives me a headache and makes me want to punch the person through the screen.
Yes to hoarding! I know that I have some things that I really should get rid of, but I am no where near bug territory and just thinking about it makes me start throwing stuff away. Yikes.
I can never go without a bra either... jealous of cute dresses where you don't need one.
OH MY GOSH. My SIL text my hubs with nothing but stupid numbers as words - I thought I was going to go nuts. She's 55. I was like, How does she know how 2 do that! ... see what I did there? haha!
lol! I could never be anorexic. I love to eat too much!
One of my friends dated one of my exes back in college. We obviously stopped being friends, especially since she knew that we were still trying to work things out. They just got engaged two months ago. I'm still super bitter about it.
haha I would never be a woman who walks around without a bra either. These puppies are always contained ha!
I basically agree with all of this! You wont see me out of the house without a bra, these girls need their support! I am married so no more dating for me, but if I wasn't I would never date a friends ex. Nope!
Text talk drives me nutty. Just stop! Speak English! It takes me longer to figure out what you meant to say than if you would have typed it out!
i'm the lady with no bra; that thing gets whipped off the second i go home and i've even gone outside without one. then again, i have concave bitch tits so it doesn't even matter.
thanks for linking up!
-kathy
Vodka and Soda
Omg.... hoarding makes me have an anxiety attack just thinking about it!! And I can't go anywhere without a bra... NO WAY!!!
Love this! I can relate to so many things. I'm a total grammar lover and so NOT a hoarder. I've been on a mission to get rid of as much as I can. I don't get people who hang on to every little thing!
Once my bra is off it is relax mode, great post. Hope you having a great week.
Meg | Meghan Silva's Blog
I loved this! Maybe I can borrow it from you sometime ;)
We must be twins- this is dead-on for me! The puking thing, yeah (I've tried! My body does NOT like that experience), a ballerina (see note on bras and boob size), etc.
I've always wondered why you'd want to date a friend's ex. Like, now you know exactly how bad of a boyfriend/girlfriend they are...why would you want to go through that? Sheesh.
Yeah I could never be anorexic because, well, BACON. Hahaha.
Yeah I could never be anorexic because, well, BACON. Hahaha.
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